Where Did It Go?

Since my recent shopping adventure, I have realized I am not as fat as I think. Since it has been a very long while since I have bought shorts and or pants with out an elastic band, I ware a totally different size. Normally I ware either a 16 or and 18, depending on the maker of the clothes.

Well since I bought a pair of shorts without an elastic band, I got a size 18. I get home and try them on. Well the damn things fall off.( I don't have time to try on clothes in the store with two kids.) So I go back to the store and since James is home, so I get a chance to I go alone. I get a size 16 and a 14 just to make sure. Well neither of them fit. They are both to big. So I look in the mirror and take a glance at my ass. It still looks the same to me. Everything still looks the same. I still have the big hips and dun lap from having 2 c-sections. I don't know what the hell is going on. I go out and get a 12. Well I'd be damned. I ware a 12 now. How about that happy shit. I haven't worn a 12 since before I had kids.

Now I am wondering where the hell my weight went. To me, I still look the same. I know it didn't go to my boobs. They, thank God, got smaller since I had kids. It's not in my arms or my legs. So where the hell did it go? That is a mystery to me.

I go next door for a visit with neighbor Lori. Well she is weighing her self. She has been on a diet for a long time, from what she tells me. I get on the scale. The last time I was weighed, I weighed around 175. Now I weigh 152. So some ware I lost 23 pounds. Don't know ware. But it's gone. I don't know when this happened. I know I couldn't have lost 23 pounds in one week, since I had to get my teeth pulled. I would have noticed that.

I just want to know when the hell I lost it. Don't get me wrong, I don't want it back, I just want to know why nobody told me my ass got smaller. I do remember telling James when we first met, if my ass got any bigger to let me know. I guess I forgot to tell him to also let me know when it gets smaller.

I haven't really changed my lifestyle that much. I did stop drinking Mountain Dew. I have been drinking Diet Coke. I still eat the same things. Well not for the last week I haven't. I can't eat a whole lot with out any top teeth. So for the past week I have been a vegetarian. I did get a little meat from the meat sauce from the lasagna I made. But that is about it for the meat. I don't know when I lost weight.

Maybe it's the new city I moved to. Yeah, that's it. When I moved to a new city, the gravity changed. Yeah. There is different gravity in different cities. Just like the Bermuda Triangle, with all the weird shit that goes on there. There I go the mystery is solved.